nosdrinker:

slutgarbage:

Boys who are into consensual sex and agree with feminism are so cute and I wanna kiss them all.

the bar has never been lower

(Source: bruisedbrat)

http://imean-thisisexhausting.tumblr.com/post/87809604198/in-tenth-grade-6-years-ago-we-have-to-write-in

imean-thisisexhausting:

In tenth grade (6 years ago!) we have to write in paragraph explaining what kind of car we are. I found mine today when cleaning out my closet. Looks like I haven’t changed much.

I am a simple Ford F150. I can seat a few people comfortably, but can squeeze in a few more if needed. I am known to…

hadlow-brown:

spikespiegell:

spikespiegell:

where is that video of a guy playing the shire theme on a flute to an ostrich who starts dancing seductively. that video made me laugh so hard i nearly threw up and i need it

i found it

i have never been that excited to see a video after reading a description of it

itssassyphan:

reigisaswimminginmyheart:

ah2spooky:

beahbeah:

also: SPACE SHEETS

i literally can’t imagine a scenario where a person wouldn’t want these

The sex would be

OUT OF THIS WORLD

GET OUT

OF THIS WORLD

itscalledfashionlookitup:

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

(Source: sandandglass)